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posters and stickers and things
« on: December 01, 2009, 09:21:06 PM »
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« Reply #1 on: December 01, 2009, 09:21:39 PM »
maybe the sky IS falling

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« Reply #2 on: December 05, 2009, 12:20:36 PM »
maybe the sky IS falling

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« Reply #3 on: December 05, 2009, 01:28:50 PM »

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« Reply #4 on: December 05, 2009, 03:18:18 PM »




And I  thought this one was just to funny not to put up ;D
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« Reply #5 on: December 05, 2009, 04:49:31 PM »
Running stop light = $100.00
DUI = $5000.00
Not wearing a seat belt = $50.00
Putting you AND your girlfriend on your fake drivers license = PRICELESS

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« Reply #6 on: December 05, 2009, 05:07:29 PM »
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« Reply #7 on: December 05, 2009, 05:14:48 PM »
I'm unique, just like everybody else.
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« Reply #8 on: December 06, 2009, 07:32:42 AM »
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« Reply #9 on: December 06, 2009, 11:19:36 AM »
I saw this on another forum. Makes me think twice about running synthetic oil.  (But I have a couple gallons of Rotella I would have to toss)(Maybe I need Seafoam to counteract this)

Beware of synthetic oil, it can do terrible things to you and your beloved motorcycle. It will not only leak out of your engine faster than you can put it in, but it will also cause your oil filter to clog and implode, dumping debris and dirt into your lubrication system. It also will make every part of your bike permanently slippery because of its linear molecular chain dispersion action. Then it will leak onto your kickstand causing it to retract automatically, dropping your bike on the ground! But that's not all...

Synthetic oil will round off your gears and spin your bearings. It will also splatter onto your seat causing your girlfriend to fall off in the apex of a turn and she'll never ride with you again. Synthetic oil coats your sight window and your timing window with a whitish pro-emulsification additive that is both non-removable and highly corrosive. Synthetic oil will completely leak onto the ground overnight and your dog will drink it and die.

Synthetic oil will wear out your tires and make your battery leak. It will give you the desperate need to urinate after you put your full leathers on and then jam your zippers shut. It will contaminate your gasoline causing your bike to stall on railroad tracks and accelerate uncontrollably near police cars. It will make it rain during rallies and on weekends. It will lubricate your timing belts causing them to jump teeth and break your valves to bits. Synthetic oil chemically weakens desmodromic valves and causes the clearances to change every six miles. Then it melts the black soles of your riding boots right before you walk across your new carpeting.

While riding past groups of attractive women it will cause both of your handlebar grips to slip off at the same time so you smash your windscreen with the bridge of your nose. It also causes your swingarm to crack, your studs to break, and your rotors to warp, and then it voids your warranty by changing your odometer reading to 55,555. It also dries out your wetclutch and wets your dryclutch. It makes your clutch slave cylinder seal fail in the heaviest traffic on the hottest day of the year while putting an angry wasp in your helmet for good measure.

Synthetic oil hides your 5/8ths socket and puts superglue on your earplugs. Synthetic oil will scratch your faceshield and make your gloves shrink two sizes night before trackday. Synthetic oil stole your neutral and sold it to the Chinese for $1.25. Synthetic oil will make you grow a tail.

The drips on your asphalt will cause it to pothole.
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« Reply #10 on: December 06, 2009, 11:29:02 AM »
sounds like Synthetic oil is the end of life as we know it...
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« Reply #11 on: December 06, 2009, 11:42:43 AM »
Damn, is that what happened to my tires ;D
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« Reply #12 on: December 06, 2009, 11:54:22 AM »
It happens to all of us...you're riding along just minding your own business, when all of a sudden -without any warning, this dick in a truck pulls out right in front of you......

Hey, with the snowfall we had last night, I just couldn't help myself. I guess it would be in the 'things' category...
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« Reply #13 on: December 06, 2009, 05:51:30 PM »
LOL! That's great! Maybe he's heading to DICKS?
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« Reply #14 on: December 06, 2009, 08:46:58 PM »
LOL! That's great! Maybe he's heading to DICKS?

I think he is looking for the trojan man
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